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😻 world’s #1 chaos kitten

glitter. claws. spectacle.
welcome to the VAL‑VERSE.

Valkitty throws sparkles like confetti and lands on beat. Pop‑purrformance, chaotic cuteness, and neon cattitude — streaming, stage, and surprise drops. Come scratch the surface.

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who is Valkitty?

bio

Internet‑born pop kitten with nine lives and ninety remixes. Known for over‑the‑top shows, interactive streams, and unfathomably cute chaos. If it glitters, Valkitty owns it. If it glitches, Valkitty rides it.

achievements

  • sold out the Meowna Lisa sticker drop in 9 minutes
  • invented the crowd‑purr (world record: 3,142 simultaneous purrs)
  • once turned a bug report into a hit single

press

“Like a glitter bomb learned choreography.” — Feline Weekly
“Too cute to be legal…and yet, here we are.” — The Pawst

upcoming shows & chaos ops

DateEventWhere
Oct 31Spooky Sparkle StreamOnlinenotify me
Nov 22Glitter Rave Pop‑UpCity‑Secretrsvp
Dec 13Clawmas SpecialOnlineadd to calendar

merch teaser

sticker pack: chaos kitten vol.1

Holographic paws, sparkle claws, neon nap cloud. Limited first press.

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tee: purrformance mode

Oversized, ultra‑soft, stage‑ready. 100% good vibes.

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accessory: bellcore lanyard

Jangle when you enter the chat. Security approved (probably).

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“glitterstep tutorial”

Learn the signature move. No balance required, just vibes.

“crowd‑purr IRL”

3k people. one purr. total harmony.

“chaos kitchen”

We made cupcakes that meow. It was loud.

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